Christmas, DirtRodder Style

Merry Christmas, Bros!

Ho, Ho ho.... Merry Christmas! Before reading any further, PLEASE click play on the video below. If Dee Snider and the boys don't can't get you into the Christmas spirit, we're not sure anything can!



Not sure what to get the Dirt Rodder on your Christmas shopping list? It's cool, bro - just like when you brought your ride to Jiffy Lube - we did the work for you.
Pour yourself some more eggnog, light another smoke, and feast your eyes on our Dirt Rodder Holiday gift guide:


Chrome Valve Covers


Just like Parker Lewis, you can't lose with Chrome valve covers. Not sure which ones to get? We can guarantee Small Block Chevy.







Beard Trimmer


Hey! Who spilled beard all over the Dirt Rodder you're buying a gift for? Does it matter? Help a brother out by getting him (or her?) a beard trimmer.





Metallica Hat

WWJD? More like WWJHWFC (What would James Hetfield want for Christmas) ...and if you don't know who James Hetfield is, punch yourself in the dick!










Ash Tray

Any True Dirt Rod Enthusiast frequents the world wide web a lot. A LOT. Why not get them an ashtray - a place for everything and everything in it's place.





Chain Saw
Who doesn't want a mother fucking chain saw!? Nobody, that's who!

Happy Holidays